We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
