hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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