I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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