is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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