I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Randomize