she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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