3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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