maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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