Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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