I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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