Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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