I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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