The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is wine microwaveable?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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