we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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