I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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