Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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