If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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