I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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