dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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