Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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