You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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