I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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