your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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