why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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