Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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