Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
