Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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