Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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