You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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