His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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