just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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