She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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