can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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