Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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