I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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