i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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