Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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