And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think your dad took our porno
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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