please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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