He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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