is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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