Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I'm really busy with my period
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