you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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