Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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