Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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