My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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