no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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