you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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