So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
