i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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