You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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