Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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