Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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