In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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