I hope mine doesn't look like that
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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