yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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