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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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