also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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