no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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