okay pat passed out under dana's car
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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