i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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